The Republic of Gnarpy germany is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 377 million Gnarpy germanyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 41.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Gnarpy germanyian economy, worth 20.8 trillion dubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 55,245 dubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gnarpy germany's national animal is the gnarpy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gnarpy germany is ranked 68,555^th in the world and 108^th in Karma for Safest, scoring 95.33 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.